Tearing off tights with his tweets

A firestorm is about to erupt around a prominent London-based blogger, who has been accused of habitually ‘groping’ his female fans.

A storm is brewing in London media circles around a blogger and prolific tweeter who is facing multiple accusations of sexual misconduct.

A word-of-mouth warning is being passed around London drinks parties that the blogger is “not safe in taxis”, following an incident that earned him the moniker “tight-tearer”.

Given his reputation for threatened litigiousness, most of his victims are too afraid to speak out, but The Kernel understands that at least one has now approached the police.

The blogger is understood to be bisexual, though to date only women have come forward to complain.

His professed enthusiasm for human rights would appear to be at odds with his enthusiasm for inappropriately touching members of the opposite sex.

The Kernel, wary of contempt of court and not wishing to prejudice the results of any police investigation, has been advised not to reveal his identity.

We have been advised by our lawyers to refer to him solely as “uncle Jimmy”.

Now then: before you get too excited, we’ll be following due process on this one.