You didn't think it was going
to be that easy, did you? Orange before it was cool
All I'm offering
is the truth I need your clothes, your
boots and your motorcycle Suddenly it's not decades
away - it's right now “Life,” said Marvin dolefully, “loathe
it or ignore it, you can’t like it.” Madness, and then illumination
Resistance is futile
Let the Hunger Games begin
I am your father
Aren’t you a little short
for a stormtrooper? Into the garbage chute, flyboy!
I’ve got a very bad
feeling about this I find your lack of faith disturbing
Watch your future’s end
Clearly, fame isn’t everything,
is it, Mr. Potter? Ask why.
Fair and balanced
I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS
Here it is, your
moment of Zen Tell me what you don't
like about yourself You won't like us
when we're angry You're fired
Where's the beef?
SIGN MY BOOBS
Yada, yada, yada
Friday, 6 December 2013
A Kernel investigation into accounting software blogger Dennis Howlett has revealed a trail of blackmail and conflicts of interest that would make the ropiest tech blogger blush. Milo Yiannopoulos reports.
Mic Wright on the success of Buzzfeed and why newspapers are struggling to adapt to the digital revolution.